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FFM 9 - Crackers"Skraaaark!"   
"Manfred! Please, come down!" Dorothy rattled the birdseed box enticingly.  
 
Manfred only tightened his yellow grip on the branch where he was perched and idly nibbled a leaf.  
 
Dorothy scowled, narrowing her eyes toward her husband. "You know, sometimes I think you let him out on purpose."   
Bill made no reply, suddenly absorbed in the study of his fingernails.   
"Skraaaark!" Manfred tilted his head to one side, studying the woman below with a single, beady eye.  
 
Dorothy narrowly managed to dodge the forthcoming stream of excrement with a hasty side-step. &n FFM 9 - Crackers
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FFM Day 8 - BirthdayDonald turns eight today. His cake has green frosting.   
He lumbers across the room, snatches the cake off the table and wolfs it, candles and all. His rheumy eyes shift my way and he grins, drooling green through crooked teeth.  
 
Momma.  
 
He says maybe he’ll let me go when he turns nine. God help me. FFM Day 8 - Birthday
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FFM 6 - Danse ApacheParis, December, 1934.   
Les Troix Chattes is a dim and ill-furnished café, notorious in the Twenties for harbouring criminals. It has fallen to further disrepute and the scrutiny of the Gendarmes since the riot on Rue Nationale a few months ago. It is raided often, and never without bloodshed.   
An accordion wheezes a few sour notes which soon spill into a haphazard tune; a tango that wends through voices, listing through the haze.   
A man in an ill-fitting suit drags his objet d’amour across the wooden floor by her wrist.  He is obviously down-at-heel, more then likely lost to the bottle. FFM 6 - Danse Apache
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I'm so excited about Flash Fiction Month I might:

30%
26 deviants said Asplode
22%
19 deviants said I'm not excited. I shall sit about with a mouth like a cat's bottom and do nothing, out of spite
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11 deviants said Wet myself
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11 deviants said Jiggle in my seat fetchingly
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*simeberg:iconsimeberg: 2 days 15 hours ago
Yay! Thanks for the :+fav: Sal.

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Check this out! [link] :teevee:
~Arkhein:iconArkhein: 5 days 8 hours ago
Thank you for the fave on Interdimensional Maw. I appreciate it.

-Ark
=EpicureanPoetry:iconEpicureanPoetry: 5 days 18 hours ago
:) Thank you so very much for making one of my Flashfiction pieces a favorite of yours!

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"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
~Wolfrug:iconWolfrug: Jul 3, 2009, 11:20:22 AM
Much appreciation for the fav - will have to return the favour when things are less hectic!

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dA is for the literary arts, too.
~ordie:iconordie: Jul 1, 2009, 4:54:19 AM
Your signature makes me think #Cabal is a den of thieves and suckers.

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<Spiff-Johnson> Miguel wouldn't high five anyone in real life.
<Spiff-Johnson> He would just tighten his scarf and look at you with contempt.
=salshep:iconsalshep: Jul 1, 2009, 7:12:58 AM
That's funny, ordie. We were just all talking about how much you suck the other day.

Or, in one case: how well

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<salshep> <ordie>I should wite something awsome
<salshep> It's true
<ordie> You're write. That's my one-size-fits-all reort.

#Cabal. Because someone needs to be.
~ordie:iconordie: Jul 1, 2009, 10:40:25 PM
Rumours of my skills are rarely exaggerated, but this time that is indeed the case.

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<Spiff-Johnson> Miguel wouldn't high five anyone in real life.
<Spiff-Johnson> He would just tighten his scarf and look at you with contempt.
=Spiff-Johnson:iconSpiff-Johnson: Jun 29, 2009, 5:37:07 PM
Thanks again for the :+fav:.

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"I have this need to (pro)create with no strings attached, like a real boy!" Pinocchio said.
~jjoejr:iconjjoejr: Jun 29, 2009, 5:24:45 PM
Sal, did you get my note awhile back?
jjoejr
=Spiff-Johnson:iconSpiff-Johnson: Jun 25, 2009, 2:18:38 PM
Thanks for the :+fav:, Salli-O.

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"I have this need to (pro)create with no strings attached, like a real boy!" Pinocchio said.
`SRSmith:iconSRSmith: Jun 25, 2009, 10:55:05 AM
Methinks you've created a monster!
:-)

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dA is for the literary arts, too.
=salshep:iconsalshep: Jun 25, 2009, 11:51:44 AM
SHHHH. Poor ~NLY, you'll hurt his feelings, talkin' like that.

Or did you mean...

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<salshep> <ordie>I should wite something awsome
<salshep> It's true
<ordie> You're write. That's my one-size-fits-all reort.

#Cabal. Because someone needs to be.
`SRSmith:iconSRSmith: Jun 25, 2009, 8:37:31 PM
[::is very, very quiet...::]

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365Tomorrows - A new piece of short SciFi fiction each day
^lovetodeviate : Resources for Writers
dA is for the literary arts, too.
~ShadowedAcolyte:iconShadowedAcolyte: Jun 24, 2009, 8:47:12 PM
Thanks hugely for the fav on [link] Frankly, you're so awesome that it absolutely made my night. I think I'm going to hang around #Cabal again...and maybe get in on the FFM action.

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Everywhere I go I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a best seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. --Flannery O'Connor
~EternityRaven:iconEternityRaven: Jun 24, 2009, 12:30:17 PM
thanks for the fav :)

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*hell-on-a-stick:iconhell-on-a-stick: Jun 19, 2009, 10:23:41 PM
hey. come to flashfictionmonth its a new cool room. we have prompt and everything.
i even made you a litbomb

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I tell you such fine music awaits in the shadows of the fires of hell. -Charles Bukowski
=salshep:iconsalshep: Jun 23, 2009, 8:37:18 AM
but will it asplode lit?

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<salshep> <ordie>I should wite something awsome
<salshep> It's true
<ordie> You're write. That's my one-size-fits-all reort.

#Cabal. Because someone needs to be.
*hell-on-a-stick:iconhell-on-a-stick: Jun 23, 2009, 5:30:42 PM
no it was jes fur funsies.

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I tell you such fine music awaits in the shadows of the fires of hell. -Charles Bukowski
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