So in the next 30 seconds I would like you to:
1. Think of something or someone unusual which/whom you've never written about or even clearly imagined before.
Then you may:
2: Ad lib madly, like a monkey on crack. A paragraph, a scrap, a vignette, a novel to rival War and Peace - I don't care what you end up with. I just want to read something wonderful that has just this very minute fallen, freshly-baked, out of your head.
3. Post it in comments here, or dev it and give me a link.
If you do this, I will
H. P. Lovecraft